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Socially Awkward Loser

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Not to come off perverted, but your is swole, do you workout? Oh, I just got done , so I may profusely. You're not one of those (s) are you? Cause you'd make a parent. My ex always said I was a , but that's not what my dates say about me from . So, do you want to me or not?

Can I buy you a , yo? 'Cause you're looking a little . I get this beautiful figure from each day. I like to think I work under , since my boss torments me with smelly . I thought I wanted a career, but I just want to channel my inner and be 's pet. You, know? I'd you, but I don't want to get on my hand.